I wanna bring you to show and tell
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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