Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
We talked him into tasing himself.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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