a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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