I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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