No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
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