erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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