kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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