giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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