did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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