That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I could fuck to npr.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Randomize
