ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
