she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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