Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
you never un-have a 4some
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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