No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Two words: blizzard sex
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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