Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
