Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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