I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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