I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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