Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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