What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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