I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
she looked like the before picture.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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