I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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