I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
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