I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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