you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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