I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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