He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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