Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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