You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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