11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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