Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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