Well apparently he's into motor boating.
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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