oh god the rape fog is back!
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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