new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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