Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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