Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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