I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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