I wanna bring you to show and tell
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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