I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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