Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
this boner is exhausting
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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