This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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