Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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