I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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