just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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