let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Michael Bay diarrhea
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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