he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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