but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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