If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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