WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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