Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Shitshow foam night was such a success
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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