Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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