the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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