no. you can't hotbox the world.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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