with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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