Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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