you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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