at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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